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HANGIN WITH OL ST. NICK

 

THIS DONT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS NOT AT 89 DEGREES

SITTIN IN ME HAMMOCK WITH ME RUM UNDERNEATH THE GREEN PALM TREES

THE SKY IS CLEAR AND QUIET I DON’T THINK SANTA COME TONIGHT

AINT NO SNOW IN CARIBBEAN THE CLOSEST THING BE THE SAND THAT’S WHITE

SO I SWIG ME BOTTLE CAUSE WHAT I REALIZE BE THIS

MUCH TOO HOT IN CARIBBEAN SO I’M NOT ON SANTAS LIST

WHAT’S THE POINT IN HOPING THE TIME IS UP IT'S NOW MIDNIGHT

NO CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ISLAND BOY SOMETHIN BOUT IT JUST DONT SEEM RIGHT

 

THEN I HEAR A PITTER PATTER UP ON ME ROOF I LOOK UP TO SEE WHAT BE

THE NOISE BE COMIN FROM THE TINY REINDEER HOOF AND I SEE SANTA LOOKIN FOR MY CHIMNEY

I SAY HEY, HEY SANTA CLAUSE DONT NEED NO CHIMNEY IN CARIBBEAN

I GET PLENTY OF HEAT HERE ALL DAY LONG FROM THE RED HOT TROPICAL SUN.

HEY, HEY, SANTA CLAUSE WON’T YOU COME DOWN FROM THERE, DONT SLIP

YEAH, NOW THIS FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS TIME CAUSE I BE HANGIN WITH OL SAINT NICK

 

SO SANTA CLIMB RIGHT DOWN THEN WITH HIS BAG O TOYS AND FUN

THEN HE SAY BEFORE WE OPEN PRESENT HOWS ABOUT SOME ISLAND RUM?

SO I HAND ME BOTTLE AND HE DRINK IT DOWN RIGHT QUICK

NOW I SEE WHY THEY CALL THAT SANTA CLAUSE JOLLY OL SAINT NICK

 

THEN HE SAY THIS BE ME LAST STOP FOR THE NIGHT I HOPE YOU GOT SOME EXTRA SPACE

THE REINDEER NEED A BREAK FROM THE NIGHT LONG FLIGHT AND YOUR ISLAND SEEMS THE PERFECT PLACE

I SAY HEY, HEY SANTA CLAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME HERE TO STAY

YOU AND ALL YOUR REINDEER MON ON ME TROPICAL HIDEAWAY

HEY, HEY, SANTA CLAUSE YOU GET THE BED OR COUCH TAKE YOUR PICK

YEAH, NOW THIS FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS TIME CAUSE I BE HANGIN WITH OL SAINT NICK

 

SO NOW EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS JUST A STROKE PAST MIDNIGHT

I HEAR THE JINGLE OF THAT REINDEER SLEIGH AND I SEE THE RED OF RUDY'S LIGHT

CAUSE SANTA MAKE HIS LAST STOP ON ME LITTLE ISLAND PLACE

TO KICK ON BACK AND JUST RELAX GET THE TAN BACK ON HIS FACE

 

AND HE ALWAYS BRING THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ME YEAH, RIGHT TO THIS ISLAND BOY

SANTA BRING THE FRIENDS AND ALL THE FAMILY AND HIS HO HO KIND OF JOY

I SAY HEY, HEY, SANTA CLAUSE I LIKE YOUR DROPPIN IN EVERY YEAR

YOU AND MRS CLAUSE AND ELVES AND ALL YOUR FLYING TYPE REINDEER

HEY, HEY, SANTA CLAUSE I WISH THE CLOCK HAD A SLOWER TICK

CAUSE EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN I BE HANGIN WITH OL SAINT NICK

YEAH, EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN I BE HANGIN

WITH OL

SAINT NICK